Trump Returns to the Sounds of the Lamentations of the Women-Identifying
It’s been a long four years, a quartet of anni horribiles that saw America suffering under the alleged reign of a kleptocratic human eggplant and his commie handlers. These degenerates ruined the economy, castrated our military and thousands of autistic kids with Munchhausen mommies, made America a global punchline/punching bag, and – thankfully with the same sub-competence they brought to everything else they did – attempted to turn us into a police state. But the sun will come out again on January 20, 2025. Our long national nightmare will end as Joe Biden wanders off aimlessly to run out the clock in Delawarever chasing squirrels and watching “Matlock” while President Donald J. Trump goes the full Grover Cleveland and becomes the 47th President of the United States of America.
Biden leaves a legacy of book-ended failures, starting with the disgraceful, bloody rout in Afghanistan and climaxing with the fires in Los Angeles. He was an unmitigated disaster. Everything for the last four years has sucked.
But it was not an accident. It was entirely predictable and was, in fact, predicted. Conservatives called it. We knew the regime media narrative was all a lie and a scam. Biden promised us a return to normalcy, and what we got was government by weirdos. We had perverts who steal luggage in charge of nuclear secrets, men pretending to be women running public health, and a Secretary of Defense who would vanish for long periods without explanation, and when he was there, he was apparently taking drugs that made him even more unable to do the job that he couldn’t do sober. We got pushed around by Houthis, mocked by Vladimir Putin, and had the Chi-Coms infiltrate our computers and steal our tech while snatching away our hegemony over the Pacific. Today, you have to take out a hard-money mortgage to buy eggs. A single-family house for someone who is not a millionaire? Forget it. That’s the legacy of Joe Biden. The guy can’t even rise to the level of malaise. At least Jimmy Carter managed to live long enough to see himself become the second-worst president of the last century.
