April 27, 2025
Michael Bloomberg Is The Answer To A Question Nobody Is Asking
Fiscally sound, gun- and soda-grabbing Michael Bloomberg is the presidential candidate nobody wants.
Fiscally sound, gun- and soda-grabbing Michael Bloomberg is the presidential candidate nobody wants.

Michael Bloomberg was a very good mayor of New York City. He might even get a bridge named after him. He took the reigns from Rudy Giuliani, the greatest mayor in the history of cities, and kept Gotham on the right track. Without Michael Bloomberg, the Brooklyn Nets likely would not exist, and so for that alone I owe him gratitude. But let’s be real for a New York minute, the number of people who want Bloomy to be president of the United States can probably be counted on no hands.

Bloomberg is an effective manager. If he were your boss, you’d feel very comfortable about the future of your company and position, but you would also be vexed by the fact that the soda machine in your office only carried V8 and pomegranate juice. Bloomberg’s political style, which emerged and evolved over his three terms as mayor is basically, “I’m a billionaire, I dated Diana Ross, and I’m going to tell you what you can and cannot do.”

Michael Bloomberg was once a Republican. Following in the footsteps of Rudy Can’t Fail, he secured a third straight term of GOP leadership in Gotham. The city was hopping. It was like “Mad Men” and “Sex in the City” out on a hot date. He helped carry us past 9/11 into a mid 2000s of decadent debauchery and Brooklyn high-rises. And then he became an independent. An independent.

Now Mike wants to be a Democrat or maybe just team up with Justin Amash and do a national, “I’m morally superior to you” stadium tour. Bloomberg is the answer to a question nobody is asking. I get it, some mythical, nameless Democrat donors are queasy about Elizabeth Warren and her little red Medicare for all plan. Don’t be surprised if one of those donors is named Michael Bloomberg.

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See Also:

(1) How Michael Bloomberg could shake up 2020 race

(2) Billionaire Michael Bloomberg would face a steep climb in the 2020 presidential race

(3) Hey, Michael Bloomberg, no one wants you to run for president

(4) Trump salivates over running against ‘little Michael’ Bloomberg

(5) Judge Judy tells Bill Maher that Michael Bloomberg can unite ‘fractured American family’