October 4, 2024
The Political Consultants Assisted Suicide Center
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“All the Republicans have to do is run video clips of the asinine stuff the Democrats are promising to do.": E.Z. Ryder
“All the Republicans have to do is run video clips of the asinine stuff the Democrats are promising to do.”: E.Z. Ryder

My neighbor, E.Z. Ryder, fancies himself a farsighted entrepreneur and is always full of  imaginative ideas. He was sitting on his front porch shuffling through a stack of blueprints as I pulled into my driveway. He waved and motioned me to join him, so I walked over.

“See these plans? This is my best idea ever — an assisted suicide center for political consultants.”

“What? Why?”

“I got this idea during the last presidential campaign, and this article in the Atlantic confirmed it,” Ryder said. “Political consultants burn through billions of dollars and have no idea what they’re doing except to enrich themselves.

“They do a number of things over and again of limited effect: TV and radio ads, direct mail, robocalls. And burn through money they do.  Jeb Bush’s campaign famously spent $139 million and he dropped out early after having won only four delegates. Top men. Hillary’s campaign juggernaut was defeated by Donald Trump who had no super PAC, no traditional fundraising operation, no campaign pollster, speechwriter, or campaign strategist.”

I couldn’t help but agree. “He utilized Twitter and Facebook, mass rallies, and sold campaign gear like MAGA hats, didn’t he? And he spoke his own words, not something poll tested by his staff. He mapped his own strategy, paying attention to voter sentiment and things like the Electoral College.”

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(2) Biden or Bust?

(3) Dan Bongino, Rahm Emanuel agree: 2020 Dems making big mistake going into general election

(4) Is a Dark Ages disease the new American plague threat? 

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