November 13, 2024
‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world
How to resist? Take up arms? My normiecon boomer mother, who is outraged at the stolen election, declared she was ready to “grab her musket” (she doesn’t have one) and “hit the streets” (she doesn’t know from streets). Yet resistance is busting out all over.
How to resist? Take up arms? My normiecon boomer mother, who is outraged at the stolen election, declared she was ready to “grab her musket” (she doesn’t have one) and “hit the streets” (she doesn’t know from streets). Yet resistance is busting out all over.

2021 is here! We made it. Everything’s fine now, right?

Right?!

I was just settling down at my desk for a long winter’s remote work session,

When what to my wondering eye did appear,

But a disheveled vagrant, his purpose unclear.

Oops, my bad. “Vagrant” is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. The nudnik Los Angeles mayor calls the homeless “our unhoused neighbors,” but I prefer “hobo,” which conjures up wholesome images of adventurers with red kerchief sacks on sticks.

Anyway, this bum decided to make camp on the tranquil tree-lined sidewalk in front of our house. The kids and I watched as he sprawled out, munching on pumpkin seeds and spitting shells into the grass. For good measure he emptied his pockets and tossed his trash on the ground. Just when I was wondering if I’d have to end my day using a doggy doo doo bag to pick up whatever else he left behind, he got to his feet, swayed a little, and shuffled off.

The cops came long after he’d vanished.

Once 2020 has finally shuffled off, heaps of COVID-flecked detritus in its wake, its stench is sure to linger long into 2021. Luckily no one will have a sense of smell in a few months!

One more thing that’s going to stick around: a new and vigorous zest for ridding ourselves of things we despise. Call it a revolution if you like. I call it cleaning house. And I hate cleaning, but someone’s gotta do it.

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See Also:

(1) This has been the year of epic derangement

(2) Dooming Lincoln

(3) Tearing Down the Great Emancipator

(4) Murder Surged in Democrat-Controlled Cities During 2020

(5) Trump’s Budget Director Denies Biden Team’s Claims of Obstructing Transition

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