The year 2020 will go down as exceedingly dumb, exceptionally dishonest, and utterly ridiculous, the calendar equivalent of that human potato who presides over a miserable TV show on the Airport News Network. Here’s how lame the year was – a Fox News host credited someone who was not me with observing that bulbous tuber is a potato, as well as dubbing him “Tater.” That moniker is my proudest achievement except, perhaps, my pioneering use of the cruise ship emoji to designate the Fredocon losers. Way to finish the year on yet another outrage. This year can’t end soon enough, though (as my next column shall expand upon) 2021 hardly bodes better.
Every year I predict things and every year things turn out far stupider than I imagined. My 2020 predictions, like everyone else’s except Michael Crichton’s, missed the big story, the worldwide freakout over a moderately more virulent flu than usual that drove the globalist Establishment to demand everyone who was not one of them wrap a diaper around their pieholes and demolish their livelihoods in an effort to cheat death by slipping past the 99.9 percent survival rate for regular folks. I admit it – I did not see societal suicide coming, at least not cultural hara kiri in the form of a pandemic panic promoted by French Laundry regulars and the admitted liars we stupidly handed over control of our public health system to.
Otherwise, I did okay. Before I even get to evaluating to my specific predictions, I need to take credit for telling you to buy guns and ammunition, which you did – to the tune of 21 million new freedom modules. This is a good start, but America’s gun crisis continues…millions of citizens lack the firepower to deter and destroy criminals and tyrants. It’s America’s greatest challenge.
Here’s my 2020 Top 10 countdown and how I did on each.
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See Also:
(1) Manhattan appeals court blocks Cuomo’s limits on religious gatherings
(2) Louie Gohmert Lawsuit Seeks to Give Mike Pence Power to Overturn Electoral College Vote
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